there is n0 meth0d t0 my madness, 0r rhyme t0 my reas0n. d0nt questi0n my l0gic.Tumblr (3.0; @saradeathwitch)http://saradeathwitch.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e1a3b2c954c1c20a08bf56065dadec03/tumblr_mn9m7kgPV71qiaqpmo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://saradeathwitch.tumblr.com/post/51190171449http://saradeathwitch.tumblr.com/post/51190171449Thu, 23 May 2013 20:09:39 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d03bc0da8fa30ef2519e72345acc4ee3/tumblr_mmjs6llL801s7a2azo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <p><small>I can’t wait to tear out those pretty green eyes.</small></p> </blockquote>http://saradeathwitch.tumblr.com/post/51190158066http://saradeathwitch.tumblr.com/post/51190158066Thu, 23 May 2013 20:09:29 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/99bb028ebef6123fc9e1f782207bdaf6/tumblr_mlv3ak38t71rzjlg8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sharp-ish.tumblr.com/post/49116278458/alexkisu-that-cat-wears-eyeliner-better-than" target="_blank">sharp-ish</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://alexkisu.tumblr.com/post/49115292508/that-cat-wears-eyeliner-better-than-me" target="_blank">alexkisu</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>that cat wears eyeliner better than me</p> </blockquote> <p>that cat is more attractive than me in general</p> </blockquote>http://saradeathwitch.tumblr.com/post/51190153116http://saradeathwitch.tumblr.com/post/51190153116Thu, 23 May 2013 20:09:24 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a93aad542f9bd9a38d47d5d1850edc8d/tumblr_mm158rLUw61s96b9jo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://saradeathwitch.tumblr.com/post/51189493343http://saradeathwitch.tumblr.com/post/51189493343Thu, 23 May 2013 20:00:33 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/dd5ada2ed5a09490a738e0f97733f2fc/tumblr_mez51jwOh81ru838ko1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ceaa5461dc077a5ed5d60b8032310968/tumblr_mez51jwOh81ru838ko2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://saradeathwitch.tumblr.com/post/51188501376http://saradeathwitch.tumblr.com/post/51188501376Thu, 23 May 2013 19:47:19 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdyzf54vjF1qg462ao1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdyzf54vjF1qg462ao2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dont-take-it-personally.tumblr.com/post/50482996382/thesuperwhovian-leonardo-dicaprio-tried-to" target="_blank">dont-take-it-personally</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thesuperwhovian.tumblr.com/post/50466355631/leonardo-dicaprio-tried-to-make-fun-of-his" target="_blank">thesuperwhovian</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <div> <p><small>Leonardo DiCaprio tried to make fun of his character with the line <em>“I will just wait here”</em>, when in fact that line wasn’t originally scripted. Everyone started laughing and James Cameron said that the line was “Too funny” to ignore it.</small></p> </div> </blockquote> <p>Not funny enough for an oscar.</p> </blockquote> <p>You’re going to hell for that </p> </blockquote>http://saradeathwitch.tumblr.com/post/51187707043http://saradeathwitch.tumblr.com/post/51187707043Thu, 23 May 2013 19:36:38 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/17d2874e22e773f144daf59a5ff84170/tumblr_mn9gzeG4541qcc287o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://too-stoned-to-remember.tumblr.com/post/51157146105" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">too-stoned-to-remember</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>British Problems</p></blockquote>http://saradeathwitch.tumblr.com/post/51187484801http://saradeathwitch.tumblr.com/post/51187484801Thu, 23 May 2013 19:33:41 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/83db6d0774c9dd41603d5e5128e698cb/tumblr_mn9m85JSai1qiaqpmo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://saradeathwitch.tumblr.com/post/51187430030http://saradeathwitch.tumblr.com/post/51187430030Thu, 23 May 2013 19:32:56 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7d9a28cbf818d0e594a96f17afe3d746/tumblr_mn7n2kb3xj1s1ahmao1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cas-is-deans-unicorn.tumblr.com/post/51119172925" target="_blank">cas-is-deans-unicorn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img alt="" src="http://media.tumblr.com/404d31fb3c8032d8296bb3ce439ac087/tumblr_inline_mn5r4q3ztM1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> </blockquote>http://saradeathwitch.tumblr.com/post/51187350056http://saradeathwitch.tumblr.com/post/51187350056Thu, 23 May 2013 19:31:50 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzgvs7WNKg1r1gugbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://stepchildofthesun.tumblr.com/post/51171812758/crystalmeowth-whorem0anz-my-dog-looks-like-a" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">stepchildofthesun</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://crystalmeowth.tumblr.com/post/17695522115" target="_blank">crystalmeowth</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://whorem0anz.tumblr.com/post/17695403257/my-dog-looks-like-a-fuzzy-penis-that-is-all-bye" target="_blank">whorem0anz</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>My dog looks like a fuzzy penis. That is all, bye.</p> </blockquote> <p>i sat here laughing for like ten minutes</p> </blockquote> <p>I almost had a heart attack last night while my husband and I were lying in bed reading and his entire body starts shaking. I’m all ARE YOU OK ARE YOU HAVING A SEIZURE ARE YOU CRYING WHATS HAPPENING</p> <p>and then i realize he’s just laughing hysterically- so hard that he CANT MAKE NOISE</p> <p>And I go: Are you thinking about that damn penis dog again?</p> <p>him: *silent nodding while he claps like a retarded seal*</p></blockquote>http://saradeathwitch.tumblr.com/post/51187309608http://saradeathwitch.tumblr.com/post/51187309608Thu, 23 May 2013 19:31:16 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/005b34a40746b0054488e74c0712a9a4/tumblr_mn9wa77zNi1rjku6ao6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/111a2913b7d45d23400954cadf204807/tumblr_mn9wa77zNi1rjku6ao1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0916f550b2abc6c86d159a12ea99ccca/tumblr_mn9wa77zNi1rjku6ao2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e4d65723f8cbe6ad519e8dfee1b7e9d1/tumblr_mn9wa77zNi1rjku6ao3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/419339df4371ac3e09c1c7b0cd217532/tumblr_mn9wa77zNi1rjku6ao4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f52989564093587d11bb69521f94cc32/tumblr_mn9wa77zNi1rjku6ao5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://saradeathwitch.tumblr.com/post/51187266238http://saradeathwitch.tumblr.com/post/51187266238Thu, 23 May 2013 19:30:40 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/985d08de00da3206cf143ba185637466/tumblr_mmx6guqmcO1s2e2ypo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/96d0036e29a222157842602ca871ef13/tumblr_mmx6guqmcO1s2e2ypo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/304ce5838cf6499679c793a867dfa737/tumblr_mmx6guqmcO1s2e2ypo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bba14b18e5e20fb9658ab3a698afbdc6/tumblr_mmx6guqmcO1s2e2ypo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5ade8f56651f96ba45e9e15473ebcc48/tumblr_mmx6guqmcO1s2e2ypo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1e7a241a2f637bcfbc6daae122c77139/tumblr_mmx6guqmcO1s2e2ypo6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/336d8cb477d2e0c4c979c870ba5edbf9/tumblr_mmx6guqmcO1s2e2ypo7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1dd06f01110160535e6e62003d8f3583/tumblr_mmx6guqmcO1s2e2ypo8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/63c98f147f25f1febf78ed8dccd8a22d/tumblr_mmx6guqmcO1s2e2ypo9_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lokidindeed.tumblr.com/post/51082153634/i-deduce-youre-a-bitch-you-niqqas-wanna-learn" target="_blank">lokidindeed</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://i-deduce-youre-a-bitch.tumblr.com/post/50620932014/you-niqqas-wanna-learn-elvish-here-ya-go" target="_blank">i-deduce-youre-a-bitch</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>YOU NIQQAS WANNA LEARN ELVISH?! HERE YA GO!</p> </blockquote> <p>this makes me think about the post about the two girls who didn’t want to get caught sendes notes in class so they learned elvish</p> </blockquote>http://saradeathwitch.tumblr.com/post/51187205443http://saradeathwitch.tumblr.com/post/51187205443Thu, 23 May 2013 19:29:52 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5def3679513062c06fe2d81554325ff7/tumblr_mn8dobOZom1rw111bo1_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2831a16331c773bbb137248e312aed9c/tumblr_mn8dobOZom1rw111bo2_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8e067485bdf91089614fc4a56163e01c/tumblr_mn8dobOZom1rw111bo3_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1460da904aa5383b73058e1c66258e2e/tumblr_mn8dobOZom1rw111bo4_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/dafb5e8365baecd8a533c71ae96aff1d/tumblr_mn8dobOZom1rw111bo5_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3c548d3294748846e69f9e0ee4d02e48/tumblr_mn8dobOZom1rw111bo6_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://zuviosgemini.tumblr.com/post/51179792228/alpha-mikefoxtrot-forgotten-and-lost-souls" target="_blank">zuviosgemini</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://alpha-mikefoxtrot.tumblr.com/post/51178615458/forgotten-and-lost-souls-bl00d-sugar-i-found" target="_blank">alpha-mikefoxtrot</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://forgotten-and-lost-souls.tumblr.com/post/51173818238/bl00d-sugar-i-found-a-tutorial-on-how-to-make" target="_blank">forgotten-and-lost-souls</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bl00d-sugar.tumblr.com/post/51121627962/i-found-a-tutorial-on-how-to-make-dildo-popsicles" target="_blank">bl00d-sugar</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN</p> </blockquote> <p>WHAT</p> </blockquote> <p>Want one oh God.</p> </blockquote> <p>I WANT ONE.</p> </blockquote>http://saradeathwitch.tumblr.com/post/51187014297http://saradeathwitch.tumblr.com/post/51187014297Thu, 23 May 2013 19:27:14 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gankingmonsters.tumblr.com/post/50944126587/if-i-was-tied-up-gagged-and-blindfolded-on-your-bed" target="_blank">gankingmonsters</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/a48501216917f80864a389b0e3c350e6/tumblr_inline_mn4ehnRqEU1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> </blockquote>http://saradeathwitch.tumblr.com/post/51186964148http://saradeathwitch.tumblr.com/post/51186964148Thu, 23 May 2013 19:26:32 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ed891219a4bdedbcb94707b9bba26ffa/tumblr_mn9m8mlvhd1qiaqpmo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://saradeathwitch.tumblr.com/post/51186877241http://saradeathwitch.tumblr.com/post/51186877241Thu, 23 May 2013 19:25:20 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m01lqrWlbP1r02s68o1_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m01lqrWlbP1r02s68o2_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://high-blogging.tumblr.com/post/46166385897/fucking-ellen" target="_blank">high-blogging</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>fucking ellen</p> </blockquote>http://saradeathwitch.tumblr.com/post/51186804257http://saradeathwitch.tumblr.com/post/51186804257Thu, 23 May 2013 19:24:19 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/329232601c0c839c197f50422efedd07/tumblr_mn8jopouMX1rpndsuo2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cc358e7cb32e0f16d2cf81dc60e3a639/tumblr_mn8jopouMX1rpndsuo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7ef2d9b9de46fabdb93ee37fb1b3d281/tumblr_mn8jopouMX1rpndsuo3_r1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://saradeathwitch.tumblr.com/post/51186790582http://saradeathwitch.tumblr.com/post/51186790582Thu, 23 May 2013 19:24:08 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5115ded22c9a89d33538c00ea1b7fec1/tumblr_mn30mqnUNG1qb27jeo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/915a5a2981cbde338b18c7d32b746a65/tumblr_mn30mqnUNG1qb27jeo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ba05f725c71d97dfc7f5f422af932eb9/tumblr_mn30mqnUNG1qb27jeo3_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/76fa3c783a0acb795d1ba98ea7f4f370/tumblr_mn30mqnUNG1qb27jeo5_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/315fbed7cda9df80929b66fff91345d7/tumblr_mn30mqnUNG1qb27jeo6_r2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d16ea2f2a8bb62a3eefc8defb445a534/tumblr_mn30mqnUNG1qb27jeo4_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><em><small>one place you must never, ever find yourself.</small></em></p> </blockquote>http://saradeathwitch.tumblr.com/post/51186103201http://saradeathwitch.tumblr.com/post/51186103201Thu, 23 May 2013 19:14:39 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/370376178b719c79d1b21a26f6e9e45b/tumblr_mn8mx96VEz1qindm1o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://obeseblackguy.tumblr.com/post/51132974678/do-she-got-a-booty" target="_blank">obeseblackguy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>do she got a booty</p> </blockquote>http://saradeathwitch.tumblr.com/post/51186028051http://saradeathwitch.tumblr.com/post/51186028051Thu, 23 May 2013 19:13:37 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/15d096a5723fe9b4f9f54aa42f116805/tumblr_mn8mxvPMIR1qindm1o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://obeseblackguy.tumblr.com/post/51132989138/she-dooooo" target="_blank">obeseblackguy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>she dooooo</p> </blockquote>http://saradeathwitch.tumblr.com/post/51186026237http://saradeathwitch.tumblr.com/post/51186026237Thu, 23 May 2013 19:13:35 -0500